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Now that I think about it...



What the hell Boogie??? You cant be posting a naked dragon here!

So this man walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. He immediately throws it up all over tha front of his shirt. 'Oh No', he says, 'my wife is going to kill me.' 'No problem', tha bartender retorts. Just hand me a five dollar bill. He does and the bartender folds it neatly and puts it in tha gentleman's shirt pocket and says, 'just tell your wife a drunk puked on your shirt and gave you five dollars to have it cleaned'. 'Excellent Bartender,' the man professes. 'Rounds for tha house!!!'

So he carries on for a couple hours having a great time and leaves for home. Well, sure enough his wife approaches him upon his arrival, and says, 'What tha hell happened to you?' He musters up in his most sober voice(with a bit of slur), 'Well this drunk puked on me at the bar and gave me five dollars to have my shirt cleaned'. 'Oh really', she says. Then she reaches in his pocket and pulls out a ten dollar bill. 'This is a ten', she retorts.....'Oh', he says,....He pooped in my pants too.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice Steve!!

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This was just on the news
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,546220,00.html

I have 4 dogs and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in
line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I
was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting
in the street licking my ass and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going
to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??

It's not a joke, but it is funny none the less.

I was at bike night in the town of Royal Oak, Mi.
It isn't a singular bar type bike night, more of two nights a week there are bikes parked for blocks along multiple blocks.

I had gone a few times and once seen a 09 ride by. It was the first time i had seen one that I wasn't on. I tried to wave him down but he just gave me the thumbs up and rides by.

A couple weeks later I go and a different guy rides by on an 09. He stops and talks a while. He said he only had 700 miles on it and was getting ready to bring it in to the dealer for the service. He said that when he had it in he was going to ask where the switch is to make it go fast.

I thought he was kidding but he proceeded to tell me that he thought his 80's Honda V65 would keep up with it.

I just laughed and said that he hadn't twisted the trottle hard enough. I have 6,000 miles on mine and my 99 has been parked in the garage all summer. The difference between the two is night and day. Having ridden it all summer I have been exploring the power band. This thing is amazing. 50 mph hit second & nail it. I had to tap the brake to keep from flipping it over upside down. @30 mph hitting first & nailing it, all kinds of adrenalin lets go.

I still chuckle when I think of him asking where the switch is to make it go fast. IT"S IN YOUR RIGHT HAND.