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Re:The Funny Thread 1 year ago #211

Vmaximum wrote:
It's not a joke, but it is funny none the less.

I was at bike night in the town of Royal Oak, Mi.
It isn't a singular bar type bike night, more of two nights a week there are bikes parked for blocks along multiple blocks.

I had gone a few times and once seen a 09 ride by. It was the first time i had seen one that I wasn't on. I tried to wave him down but he just gave me the thumbs up and rides by.

A couple weeks later I go and a different guy rides by on an 09. He stops and talks a while. He said he only had 700 miles on it and was getting ready to bring it in to the dealer for the service. He said that when he had it in he was going to ask where the switch is to make it go fast.

I thought he was kidding but he proceeded to tell me that he thought his 80's Honda V65 would keep up with it.

I just laughed and said that he hadn't twisted the trottle hard enough. I have 6,000 miles on mine and my 99 has been parked in the garage all summer. The difference between the two is night and day. Having ridden it all summer I have been exploring the power band. This thing is amazing. 50 mph hit second & nail it. I had to tap the brake to keep from flipping it over upside down. @30 mph hitting first & nailing it, all kinds of adrenalin lets go.

I still chuckle when I think of him asking where the switch is to make it go fast. IT"S IN YOUR RIGHT HAND.




Thatz funny and scary all in tha same context.
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Re:The Funny Thread 11 months, 3 weeks ago #212

Are we bugs ??



Re:The Funny Thread 11 months, 3 weeks ago #213

FIN VMAX wrote:
[quote] Are we bugs ??

A few times I have felt, it really was that close
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Re:The Funny Thread 8 months ago #214

Got this in my email box this morning.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day .

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving .

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Re:The Funny Thread 8 months ago #215

This is an awesome save! If you can call it that.

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Re:The Funny Thread 8 months ago #216

gbrown wrote:
This is an awesome save! If you can call it that.





Thatz freakin killer!!!! Waz that staged or a real accident??
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Re:The Funny Thread 8 months ago #217

Its only possible to do that after you install the weeble package on your bike. Like their jingle says..."weebles wooble but they wont fall down."

Re:The Funny Thread 8 months ago #218

gbrown wrote:
This is an awesome save! If you can call it that.



Wow amazing, Not a scratch, he needs a trophy for that one.

Re:The Funny Thread 8 months ago #219

"he needs a trophy for that one."

Please tell me you are just going along with the joke.

Re:The Funny Thread 4 months, 4 weeks ago #220

A man goes to the psychiatrist for some help. He lays down on the couch and the doctor says, 'So what's going on?'. The man sits up and hysterically hollers, 'Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me!! My wife is going to this place called Larry's Bar every night and sleeping with a different man!!!' The doctor immediately puts his hands on the patient's shoulders and says, 'Calm down, Calm down....Now, Where's Larry's Bar?'
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