Vmaximum wrote:




Thatz funny and scary all in tha same context.

Are we bugs ??

FIN VMAX wrote:
[quote] Are we bugs ??

A few times I have felt, it really was that close

Got this in my email box this morning.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day .

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving .

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

This is an awesome save! If you can call it that.

gbrown wrote:




Thatz freakin killer!!!! Waz that staged or a real accident??

Its only possible to do that after you install the weeble package on your bike. Like their jingle says..."weebles wooble but they wont fall down."

gbrown wrote:


Wow amazing, Not a scratch, he needs a trophy for that one.

"he needs a trophy for that one."

Please tell me you are just going along with the joke.

A man goes to the psychiatrist for some help. He lays down on the couch and the doctor says, 'So what's going on?'. The man sits up and hysterically hollers, 'Doctor! Doctor! You've gotta help me!! My wife is going to this place called Larry's Bar every night and sleeping with a different man!!!' The doctor immediately puts his hands on the patient's shoulders and says, 'Calm down, Calm down....Now, Where's Larry's Bar?'