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Re: Drinkin' and ridin' 1 year 1 month ago #351

Anyone out there a fan of The Walking Dead or Zombie movies in general? Here's a link to the CDC's Zombie page. :rotflmao:
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Re: Drinkin' and ridin' 1 year 1 month ago #352

His and Her's diary
Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.
He agreed, but he didn’t say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, “Nothing.”
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
I can’t explain his behaviour – I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you, too.”
When we got home, I felt as I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.
But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.
He fell asleep – I cried.
I don’t know what to do.
I’m almost sure that his thought are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
His Diary:
Motorcycle won’t start … can’t figure out why.
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Re: The Funny Thread 1 year 1 month ago #353

Haha,


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Re: The Funny Thread 1 year 1 month ago #354

Can't remember if I posted this before:
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Re: The Funny Thread 1 year 1 month ago #355

My wife asked me "Is there a good reason why your coming home drunk at 5am? :beer:



I said " :yes: ---Breakfast!"
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Re: The Funny Thread 1 year 1 month ago #356

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Re: The Funny Thread 11 months 4 weeks ago #357


Party on the short bus........
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Re: The Funny Thread 11 months 4 weeks ago #358

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Re: The Funny Thread 11 months 3 weeks ago #359

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Re: The Funny Thread 11 months 3 weeks ago #360

OK... which one of you guys is going to admit to being the inspiration for this (slightly NSFW)?

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